Your not Master Chief...and that's okay.

This is our new segment where we all talk about our personal issues and problems...nuu just kidding XD i'm not Dr. Phil *kills* anyway..whatever...

Dear Dr. xXxHoly_VampirexXx,
I am a sixteen year old male Spartan and I have a problem. I know that we Spartans are conditioned to keep our felings to ourselves, but I really feel as if I'm bringing team Saber down with my love of Elites. I mean, they're just so cool, and I was even thinking of getting surgery so I could have split mandibles like them. I know this is an issue, since I'm supposed to want to kill the Convenant. What should I do?

- Elitelover
Via Random Disscusion Thread

Well, I suggest you just change to an Elite then if you love them so much. Don't worry, i'm sure your teammates will understand, but what you need to understand is that once you turn...I will kill you. Thanks and have a great day! =D

Dear Dr. Aoyagi,
I would like to thank you for the wonderful advice. I got the surgery and hair transplants, so now I'm an Elite through and through. I just knocked out a straggler and took his place. The elites are great, except for the fact that the covenant doesn't employ any women in the military, so people are.... improvising.... My new plasma weapons work like a charm, and will wotk even better once I get my sixth finger transplanted. I think thew other Elites are a little suspicious, since I'm smaller than them, but that's okay. Hey, wait, I see your tag running across the field toward our base. I guess I'll send this off after I say Hi. *turns to face spartan* Hello, Dr. Aoyagi - - *explosion sound* - - - _ _ _ _ *[TRANSMISSION INTERUPTED]* _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Elite Lover
-via Random Disscussion Thread

::walks back to office dusting off hands::
Eh-hem, well, always happy to help a fellow in need. Now that I don't need to deal with him anymore, who's next?
Dr. Aoyagi is taking any and all questions, so don't be afraid to bombard me with them.